RECIPES OF THE WEEK: A Rejuvenating Diet

This diet is for those days when you're stressed out to the very last nanasecond . . . . When you can't even remember your name, much less who all those people around you are . . . forget that they seem to be speaking in intergalactic jargon as they demand - DEMAND!! - your full attention.

Well . . . send your family off to Grandma's, your neighbors back to their own homes and your boss back to the golf course!

Go to the grocery store and stock up so you can sit back with your favorite old movies until the cows come home!!

And if you're lucky . . . the cows will get lost on the way!

WHEN THE GOING GETS TOUGH . . .

THE TOUGH USE THIS STRESS DIET!

Breakfast:
1 grapefruit
1 slice whole wheat toast
1 cup skim milk

Lunch:
1 small portion lean, steamed chicken
1 cup spinach
1 cup herbal tea
1 Hershey's kiss

Afternoon Tea:
1 the rest of the Hershey Kisses in the bag
1 tub of Hagen-Daaz ice cream with chocolate chips

Dinner:
4 glasses of wine (red or white)
2 loaves garlic bread
1 family size supreme pizza
3 Snickers Bars

Late Night Snack:
1 whole Sarah Lee cheesecake (eaten directly from the freezer)

Remember:
"Stressed" spelled backward is "desserts!"